Bring some laughter to your holidays with these family-friendly Christmas and winter-themed jokes. Share one with your kids each day at breakfast so that they can share it with friends during the day or write each one on a piece of paper and tuck it in their lunch box for a midday giggle.
Begin on December 13th and you'll have enough to share one per day through Christmas Eve!
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The 12 Jokes of Christmas
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
- The letter "D"!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
- Ice Caps!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the holiday party?
- He had no body to go with!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
- Iceberg-ers!
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Donut.
- Donut who?
- Donut open until Christmas!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
- This one will "sleigh" you!
Who is never hungry at the holidays?
- The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
- Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells . . .
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
- A Pineapple!
What is Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
- Santa Pause!
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Holly.
- Holly who?
- Holly-days are here again!
How do sheep greet each other at the holiday?
- Merry Christmas to ewe!
Merry Christmas!
