A laugh a day the Halloween way keeps the goblins away . . . well, not really, but it's fun anyway! Just in time for October, we have a silly and spooky way to count down the days that will have your kids laughing out loud. We have just enough for one joke a day, plus a few extras just for fun.
31 Spooky Halloween Jokes
ðŧ Hauntingly Funny
1. What do ghosts eat? . . . Ghoul-ash!
2. What do ghosts wear? . . . Boo jeans!
3. Where do ghosts shop? . . . Boo-tiques!
4. What kind of dessert does a ghost like? . . . Eye-scream!
5. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? . . . Boo-boos!
6. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party? . . . He was a party poo-per
7. Why do ghosts like elevators? . . . It raises their spirits!
8. Why is a cemetery a great place to inspire a story? . . . Because there are so many plots there!
9. Why is there a gate at the cemetery? . . . Because people are dying to get in!
10. What's a haunted chicken called? . . . A poultry-geist!
ðĶī Funny Bone
11. What do you call a skeleton who won't work? . . . Lazy-bones!
12. What makes a skeleton laugh? . . . When something tickles his funny bone!
13. What musical instrument does a skeleton play? . . . A trombone!
14. What do you call a skeleton who cleans up? . . . The grim sweeper!
ð§ð§ Witches, Mummies 'n Monsters
15. What's the problem with twin witches? . . . You can't tell which witch is which!
16. What do you call a witch's garage? . . . A broom closet!
17. What do you call a witch at the beach? . . .A sand-witch!
18. What kind of music do mummies listen to? . . . Wrap music!
19. Which monster plays tricks on Halloween? . . . Prank-enstein!
20. Where does a monster go for a swim? . . . Lake Eerie!
21. Why do mummies make excellent spies? . . . They're good at keeping things under wraps!
ð§ Blood Suckers
22. Where does Dracula keep his money? . . . In a blood bank!
23. Why did the vampire flunk art class? . . . Because he could only draw blood!
24. Which fruit does a vampire eat? . . . A neck-tarine!
25. Why do vampires get sick? . . . They're always cof-fin!
26. Why don't bats live alone? . . . They like to hang out with their friends!
27. What do you call two spiders that just got married? . . . Newlywebs.
ð Halloween Hijinks
28. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? . . . Pumpkin pi!
29. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? . . . You use a pumpkin patch!
30. Why are the pumpkins outside? . . . They don't have the guts to go inside!
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? . . . Because he was outstanding in his field!
ð⎠Extra Boo-nus Jokes - Just for Fun
What do witches put on their bagels? . . . Scream cheese!
Why don't ghosts like rain? . . . It dampens their spirits!
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? . . . A sour-puss!
What kind of juice does a vampire drink? . . . Blood orange!
ð Find More Halloween Fun
- Halloween Events and Happenings in Conejo Valley, Malibu & Calabasas
- Discover Pumpkin Patches and Farm Fun in Conejo Valley and Nearby! ð
- ð Pumpkin Guide: From Recipes to Family Fun ðĐðģ
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